Austin Hookers Busted After Condoms Clog City Drain Pipe

A ring of prostitutes in Austin got busted after used condoms clogged a city drainage pipe. Wait, what?!?!

According to a published report, a massage parlor was operating in a strip center (no pun intended) in the northwestern part of the city, and a realty company took over the property. Officials say the realty company's suspicions about one of the center's tenants were raised after hundreds of used condoms were found to be clogging a drainage pipe.

Well, on the bright side, at least they were practicing safe sex.