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Lilth — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Introducing Lilth, a SuicideGirl who is studying Education Psychology, loves sushi and sometimes can’t stop eating chocolate.
Celebrities As ‘Little People’ [PICTURES]
Every once in a while something on the internet will amaze us. It can be a well written article, a YouTube clip or even an animated gif. Rarely does a Photoshop job ever make us step back and say “that’s something we’ll never forget.”
You’re a Serial Killer, Charlie Brown! [VIDEO]
Charlie Brown, Linus, Lucy and the rest of the Peanuts gang is back for a long overdue sequel to ‘It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!’
Keeley Hazell — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Keeley Hazell is a model and actress that has appeared on the pages of Maxim, FHM and as a Page 3 girl in the UK. She had a small role in the film ‘Like Crazy,’ which won both the Grand and a Special jury prize at the 2011 Sundance film festival. Hazell was the face of the ‘Formula One’ video game and is currently the face of ‘MotorStorm: Pacific Rift’ for PlayStation 3.
Lethal — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Lethal, a SuicideGirl who spends all her free time napping, considers Wonder Woman a personal hero and will try anything once if you beg for it. Can she put on a Wonder Woman costume. Please?!?
Dominique McElligott of AMC’s ‘Hell on Wheels’ — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Dominique McElligott is an Irish television and film actress who starred in the movies ‘Moon’ and ‘Leap of Faith’ as well as the series ‘Raw.’ She plays the role of Lily Bell in the AMC Western series ‘Hell on Wheels.’
Nicole Narain — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Nicole Narain was a Playboy Playmate of the Month in 2002 and has appeared in numerous Playboy videos. She has also appeared in music videos for R.L, LL Cool J, Mario Winans and Fabolous. She competed on the Playmate edition of NBC’s ‘Fear Factor’ and was a patient on ‘Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew.’ Nicole is our crush today for facing her sexual addiction head-on.
Adriana Lima Just Got Hotter [VIDEO]
Honestly, Adriana Lima couldn’t technically GET hotter but we didn’t know what else to say after watching this clip of her beating the Zubaz pants off of a boxing trainer.
Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey
There is buzzed. There is drunk. There is blackout drunk. Now there is “so drunk a prostitute turns into a donkey” drunk.
Jessica Simpson Tweets Feet Photo from the Toilet [PICTURE]
Jessica Simpson is pregnant. We are assuming, not because of her reported baby bump, but because she’s been doing some oddball and possibly hormonal things lately. Which, considering some of her goofy behavior in the past, is really saying a lot.
Kaley Cuoco Breaks Our Hearts– Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
It is with great sadness that we name Kaley Cuoco, star of ‘The Big Bang Theory, as our morning eyegasm.
Paola Corvea — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Paola Corvea is a model and sex advisor for Maxim Espanol. She has appeared in numerous magazines and on Mexican television. She is our crush today for actually having the patience to talk to men about sex.