Chris Illuminati
The Most Important Vote You’ll Cast Today — What’s The Best Part of Chex Mix?
(The following is in no way an ad for Chex Mix. It’s just a guy, gorging on the stuff, asking an honest question. While wearing a condom on his head.)
So, I’m sitting at my desk, eating from a giant trough of Chex Mix left over from the Super Bowl, and I pop one of those bagel chippy things into my mouth and say aloud “oh I love those, they are my favorite.” I follow it up
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People That Drink Decaf Can’t Be Trusted
There is a box of decaffeinated K-cups in the office kitchen. Oh, yeah, look at us showing off. We own a Kuerig. Humble brag or just mentioning it in relation to this rant? You decide. I’ll await your decision while sipping this delicious Sumatra Blend that took .5 sec
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Natalie Imbruglia — Still Got It?
Natalie Imbruglia invaded our radios in 1997 with her hit song ‘Torn,’ but what has the singer, model and actress been doing since those days? More importantly, is she still as adorable as she was in the famous music video?
After selling 7 million copies of her debut disc ‘Left of Middle,’ Natalie went on to release a few more albums and star in movies like ‘Johnny English’ and ‘Closed for Winter.
Apparently, This Very Website is Organizing a Youth Racoon Hunt
This is what happens when we Google the name of this website in Google News. We find out we are hosting a coon hunt this week.
This Girl Ruins Super Bowl Win For Every Giants Fan In the World
There are bandwagon fans. It happens. You deal with it. Sometimes those ‘fans’ get to speak for the entire fandom. Here is a good example from today’s New York Giants victory parade.
Who is she excited to see? Sanchez. New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez.
Maybe she’s got
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What The Average Viewer Was Thinking While Watching a 2012 Super Bowl Commercial
(Jo Pincusion likes commercials. She also likes to comment on commercials. She recorded her thoughts on one of the biggest — star power wise — commercials from the 2012 Super Bowl. Here are her unfiltered thoughts.)
Toyota’s Super Bowl 2012 Commercial Needs More Women In Bikinis
You know what every Super Bowl commercial needs for us to pay attention? More women in bikinis. Thankfully, Toyota’s Super Bowl 2012 commercial delivers and THEN SOME.
Standing ovation. Bravo. What kind of car were they selling? No clue. Let’
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Erika Eleniak from ‘Baywatch’ — Still Got It?
Erika Eleniak is probably best known for running in slow motion.
Ashley Mattingly — Playboy Girl of The Week [PICTURES]
Ashley Mattingly, Playboy’s Miss March 2011 , grew up wild and fiercely independent. She has calmed down just a bit, but she still keeps her independent spirit.
Madeline Cole — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Madeline Cole is a model and college student that just moved back to Ohio. She loves “cuddling, cooking and 80′s music.”
Elizabeth Banks — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Elizabeth Banks has appeared on ’30 Rock’ and in the movies ‘Role Models,’ ‘Wet Hot American Summer’ and ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno.’ She is our ‘crush’ today for not only being in a movie about making a porno, she once directed a porno. Sort of.
Pat Sajack Hosted Wheel of Fortune Drunk
Pat Sajack would like to buy a vowel with a shot of Jack Daniels as a chaser. The long time ‘Wheel of Fortune’ host mentioned during a radio interview that he did more than a few shows under the influence.
In the early days of the show, there was a lot of time to kill between set changes, so Sajak and letter flipper Vanna White would hit the Cantina across the street from the studio to drink the t