Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With…Hand Lotion?
What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?
Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
Fight Over Birthday Cake Ends With One Man Dead
Birthday wish, meet death wish.
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the Job
America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017
Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
Drunk Man Sets Himself on Fire After Cowboys Loss
This guy is feeling the burn.
Chantel Zales — Babe of the Day
We don't believe she has any connection to the diamond store of the same name, but we can definitely see a couple of jewels in this pic.
Vampy Bit Me — Babe of the Day
If Nightwing was stacked like that, Batman would never get anything done and Gotham would fall.
Julia Kelly — Babe of the Day
This social influencer definitely has us under her influence.