Justin Massoud
These 15 ‘Titanic’ Memes Will Make You Laugh and Cry
Unless you’ve been living under a rock (or at the bottom of the ocean — sorry, Jack!), you’ve heard that James Cameron’s mega-successful 1997 film ‘Titanic’ was released in theaters again, this time in 3D. Finally, guys won’t have to worry about their girlfriends seeing them tear up thanks to those clunky glasses.
We’ve gathered some of the funniest ‘Titanic’ memes on the internet to warm you up t
Row Team Takes Off Clothes, Breaks World Record
An all-female group of British rowers proved that some things are just easier when you’re naked. The five adventurous ladies paddled their way across the Atlantic Ocean sans clothing in 45 days, breaking the previous world record (for speed, not the being nude part) in the process.
Woman Farts in a Jar and Naturally Lists it on eBay
Farts are funny, there’s no denying it but are they lucrative? A Utah woman has carefully placed her flatus in a glass jar and listed the smelly sample on eBay.
Man Calls 911 on Prostitutes Who Refused Him Sex
A hot threesome with two beautiful women while everyone is under a drug-induced thrall is commonly cited as a male fantasy. Jerry Streng tried to live that dream, but quickly discovered the Sophomoric adage is true: all great plans won’t get you laid but they might get you screwed.
Naked Santas Aim for World Record in San Francisco
Dozens of men and women donned Santa garb on a blistery cold New York City weekend, jumped into sleighs (i.e. taxi cabs) and headed toward naughty places to drink, drank and drunk. Their holiday-spirited peers in San Francisco also did all of the above, except naked. All in the name of a world record.
Paulina Gretzky Ends Twitter ‘Silence’ With Hot New Picture
Paulina Gretzky wasn’t content with just breaking our hearts by announcing after Thanksgiving that she was taking a “break from Twitter.” Now, she’s actually playing with the shattered pieces.