Neal Lynch
Man Accused of Sex Act Gets Out of Trouble With the Greastest Excuse Ever
A 54-year-old man was acquitted of indecency on a train after a woman accused him of “playing the ‘skin flute’ while reading a newspaper, breathing heavily, and snarling.” She thought he was masturbating in public. He says he wasn’t, but his excuse for what he was actually doing, is fantastic.