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Samantha Olmsted — Babe of the Day
Samantha’s a 22-year-old model from Elk River, Minnesota who was Miss Hooters Minnesota in 2010.
Rainbow Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured rainbow back in late March. The 23-year-old hippie from Ohio is back to remind us of her love for Medusa, Pee Wee Herman, Chuck Taylors, and Wicca. Her R2D2 bathing suit will make you beep in your boop.
Nicky Fleites — Babe of the Day
Nicky’s a 26-year-old model who graduated from Florida State University with a degree in Interdisciplinary Social Science.
Devon Stiles — Babe of the Day
Devon is a 25-year-old model from Riverside, California who currently lives in San Antonio, Texas.
Applebee’s is Selling Blow Up Dolls
Say what you will about marketers – most of ‘em stink – but when it comes to understanding the cubicle monkey, they hit the nail on the head.
Lass Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Lass, the 20-year-old bookworm from Scotland, back in mid-May. She’s back to let us know she loves friendly drunk people, so knock a few back and hug out her latest sexy pics below.
You Won’t Be Seeing These Two Hot Olympic Hopefuls in London
The Opening Ceremonies for the 2012 Olympics is set to take place this Friday, but two of the fine faces we were hoping to see partake in the infamous orgies at Olympic Village won’t be in attendance thanks to a ‘racist’ tweet and a flat out failure to qualify.
Jessica Jessie — Babe of the Day
Jessica’s a 29-year-old bikini fitness competitor, personal trainer, and nutritionist from Rockville, Maryland who used to be a cheerleader for the Redskins.
Discoquette Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Discoquette back in late December 2011 and again in early May. The inked up designer, producer, photographer and stylist has returned with a new set of pics that are Chronicles of Ridic.
Man Ghost Rides His Motorboat On Surfboard
The evolution of dangerous car-related stunts has come a long way since Stiles surfed the Wolfmobile in ‘Teen Wolf’ back in ’85. After a two decade hiatus, the next level of car-surfing called ‘ghost-riding the whip’ blew up the internet thanks to Bay Area rappers. Just when you thought the dangerous art has been forgotten forever, this dude comes along and ghost rides his speedboat on a surfboard
Buttered Popcorn Vodka Even Has Orville Redenbacher Reaching For a Bucket
Vodka flavors are getting out of hand. We love buttered popcorn as much as the next guy – to the point where we always get the gigantic bucket at the movie theater despite our habit of overeating then fighting back vom-bombs – but, infusing that flavor into vodka will definitely have us on the horn with Ralph.
Romany Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Romany — a zombie from Chicago who’s into Human Centipedes, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and meowing like a cat. That’s some deep dish delirium right there.