Courageous Pet Squirrel Chases Away Annoyed BurglarCourageous Pet Squirrel Chases Away Annoyed BurglarThis squirrel is, well, nuts.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Inept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal DoofusInept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal DoofusTalk about a pane in the butt.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Victoria Islamic Center Fire Ruled Arson. Reward Offered.Victoria Islamic Center Fire Ruled Arson. Reward Offered.The fire that gutted the Victoria Islamic Center on the morning of January 28th has been ruled as arson. A reward totaling $30,000 is being offered for information leading to the arrest or indictment of those responsible for burning the mosque...Dave FenixDave Fenix
Crackhead Who Set Himself on Fire and Casually Strolls Down the Street Is the Ultimate ‘Just Say No’Crackhead Who Set Himself on Fire and Casually Strolls Down the Street Is the Ultimate ‘Just Say No’When this guy got lit, he really got lit.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Call the Cops to Complain Your Drug Dealer Raised His Prices? That’s a Big Fattie NoCall the Cops to Complain Your Drug Dealer Raised His Prices? That’s a Big Fattie NoOnly a dope would do this.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Leaves Casino, Robs Bank, Returns to Gamble, Is a MoronMan Leaves Casino, Robs Bank, Returns to Gamble, Is a MoronPerhaps the only thing this guy is worse at than gambling is life.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Don’t Use This Historically Lame Reason for Speeding One Silly Driver DidDon’t Use This Historically Lame Reason for Speeding One Silly Driver DidThis speeding driver tried to pull a fast one.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Shady Fortune Teller Has to Pay $800,000 After Duping Woman Into Career in ProstitutionShady Fortune Teller Has to Pay $800,000 After Duping Woman Into Career in ProstitutionShe gazed into some (crystal) balls.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Brazen Thief Flees With $200 Python Shoved Down His PantsBrazen Thief Flees With $200 Python Shoved Down His PantsThis dude has a long snake in his pants. And, no, that's not a euphemism.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Bite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police StandoffBite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police StandoffYou probably don't want to try to sneak a bite of whatever Daniel Brian Blackwell is eating.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Woman Smuggles Boyfriend Out of Prison in Suitcase — With the Results You’d ExpectWoman Smuggles Boyfriend Out of Prison in Suitcase — With the Results You’d ExpectThis devious lady tried to send her lover packing.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Gets 22 Years in Prison for Stealing Remote ControlMan Gets 22 Years in Prison for Stealing Remote ControlChanging the channel has never been so costly.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz