Even though Texans aren't shy to throw just about anything on the pit, there are six meats that if you do, you're breaking the law, could face hefty fines, and even go to jail.
Combining nudity and cooking sounds unappealing and dangerous as far as hobbies we'd like to take on, as we have yet to find an oven mitt engineered to keep our prized family jewels from being charbroiled. However, we're totally into being a spectator.