Stories about drunk drivers doing stupid things are pretty standard fare but in this case we got ourselves, what our MeeMaw would refer to as, a real humdinger.
A 56 yr old Washington State man is in hot water, after crashing his car into a condominium this week, and believe me, he can really use the hot water, along with a lot of soap, since he doused himself with human waste and hid in a portable toilet.
Cell phones can do many things these days, but you'd be hard-pressed to find one that also satisfies your nicotine craving.
Britain's Sun newspaper reports a drunk driver in Russia pulled over by police tried to make a call with a pack of cigarettes he thought was a cell phone.
Cops pulled over the would-be Marlboro Man after noticing he was driving erratically. When they stopped his vehicle, the