Where You Can and Can't Scatter Someone's Ashes In Texas
Do you want your ashes to spread somewhere in Texas? There are some rules about where that can happen.
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Dead Body On Gurney Falls From The Back Of Coroner’s Van, Comes To Rest In An Intersection
Holy Sh**!!! A woman in my home state of Washington was driving down the road and saw something nobody thought was possible! She saw a dead body!!! Ew!!!!!
Brazilian Guy Shows Up at His Own Wake
Funerals are like those Lifetime movie marathons our women watch -- we hate them so much that a sturdy kick in the balls would be better than sitting through one. Unless of course said funeral is amped up with a couple of funeral strippers, in which case, awesome. Other than that, what else could possibly make such a depressing and sappy crap fest more bearable? How about not actually being dead?