In another great example of a television news station not doing its job, Comcast SportsNet mistakenly ran a photo of the Chicago Cubs new mascot, Clark, sans pants.
We know not all junk is created equally, but we have our fellow lady friends to thank for creating a “good” and “bad” standard-- the big italian sausage versus the cocktail weenie. It’s tough enough being a guy, and having subpar manhood is just grounds for living a life akin to Rainy Day Randy’s. But over in Denmark, small packages are finally snagging the spotlight, if only briefly.
Mick Jagger‘s sex life is getting plenty of play these days thanks to the new book, ‘Mick: The Wild Life and Mad Genius of Jagger,’ which detailed his romantic pursuits of Angelina Jolie, David Bowie, and current French first lady Carla Bruni.
Really? Seriously....CHAZ? You could get this done for $44.95 at D&D novelties or online at AdamandEve.com.
But NOOOOOOOOO...He/She has to be fancy. He/She wants the real thing. His/her own set of frank n beans.
How do they do this? Is it synthetic?
I had a friend in HS that had half his ear cut off in a car wreck. I remember marveling, at the time, because doctors literally GREW him a new ear on the back of a mouse!! Could they do this with a penis
It's a long while since we've had a story like this. Lorena Bobbit, this nation turns it's lonely eyes to you. Where have ya gone?
Well now it doesn't matter. There is a new Lorena Bobbit.
Let the jokes come later. Let the observations and comments come later. For now, just read.
Read and cringe.