Look, Ma -- no hands.

A woman in handcuffs stole a police car and went on a wild ride with speeds exceeding 100 miles per hour in West Palm Beach, Florida.

It seems the woman was placed under arrest for shoplifting, but somehow managed to take the wheel and stay on the road for nine minutes before giving up.

Yes, what she did was dangerous and illegal, but, man, considering her hands were cuffed behind her, we say she seriously consider work as a stunt driver once she gets out of the clink.